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"What do you do if you're stranded?"

Updated: Nov 19, 2020

Original Song Title: "Theme from "Branded""

Original Performer: Alan Alch/Dominic Frontiere

Parody Song Title: "Stranded"

Parody Written by: King Of Fuh


Based on the theme to the 1960's western TV series, Branded, starring Chuck Connors. Many of the lyrics are mine, some have been around as schoolyard drivel since the series came out.


"So this one man tried to with all his might

He was finally relieved but

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl

What do you do when you're stranded and you can't find the roll?


He was in a stall and he had to go

But then to his surprise was

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl

What do you do when you're stranded and you can't find the roll?


To prove you're a man you must wipe with your hand

While you stand in the can - STRANDED!"



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