Original Song Title: "Theme from "Branded""
Original Performer: Alan Alch/Dominic Frontiere
Parody Song Title: "Stranded"
Parody Written by: King Of Fuh
Based on the theme to the 1960's western TV series, Branded, starring Chuck Connors. Many of the lyrics are mine, some have been around as schoolyard drivel since the series came out.
"So this one man tried to with all his might
He was finally relieved but
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded and you can't find the roll?
He was in a stall and he had to go
But then to his surprise was
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded and you can't find the roll?
To prove you're a man you must wipe with your hand
While you stand in the can - STRANDED!"